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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:07
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
"Can't Believe Virat Kohli Knew...": RCB's Celebrations Amid Stampede Row Heats Up - NDTV Sports
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What made you stop being an addict?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
6 Benefits of Beet Juice, Plus Nutrition and Risks - health.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
In the Belly of This Beast, a Major Find - Newser
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?
Still no good
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Fans don't appear to be snatching up tickets to the Club World Cup - KING5.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks